BorNtwoBeDowN: DUDE!
BorNtwoBeDowN: CHA!!!
BorNtwoBeDowN: SWEEEEET!
BorNtwoBeDowN: I NEVA KNEW MY FATHA!!!!!
eMmAsEyz: awesome
BorNtwoBeDowN: FISH ARE OUR FRIENDS NOT FOOD!!!
eMmAsEyz: possum
eMmAsEyz: haha
eMmAsEyz: have u been watching too much nemo
BorNtwoBeDowN: IN AN ANENIME ANENIN ANENIMIINIY
eMmAsEyz: joshy
eMmAsEyz: haha
eMmAsEyz: how was homecoming
BorNtwoBeDowN: OOOH!
BorNtwoBeDowN: LETS NAME THE ZONES THE ZONES THE ZONES
BorNtwoBeDowN: LETS NAME THE ZONES OF THE SEA!
BorNtwoBeDowN: theres la da dada dadadadadadadadadadad and all the rest are to deep for you or me to SEE!!!!
BorNtwoBeDowN: just keep swimming just keep swiiming
BorNtwoBeDowN: DARLA!!!...SHES A FISH KILLER!!
eMmAsEyz: i can speak whale
BorNtwoBeDowN: she wouldnt stop shaking the bag
BorNtwoBeDowN: SHARKBATE OO HAHA!
BorNtwoBeDowN: Jok..i said no cleaning....I AM ASHAMED!
eMmAsEyz: haha
BorNtwoBeDowN: HEY HEY HEY HEY HYE!!!!
BorNtwoBeDowN: MINE!!!
BorNtwoBeDowN: MINE!~
BorNtwoBeDowN: MINE!
eMmAsEyz: mine
BorNtwoBeDowN: now this ones a little bit tougher
BorNtwoBeDowN: he either said he wants a root beer throat...or swim back to the throat!
BorNtwoBeDowN: HOMECOMING WAS AWESOME HOTT AND STEAMY!!!!!
eMmAsEyz: o yess
eMmAsEyz: tell me more
BorNtwoBeDowN: lmfao
eMmAsEyz: hoo went
BorNtwoBeDowN: umm
BorNtwoBeDowN: i lsot my virginity
BorNtwoBeDowN: to a big fat girl named elga who stole me from kiki pinned me down on the bed and fondeled me
BorNtwoBeDowN: and then i died
eMmAsEyz: o well thats real nice
BorNtwoBeDowN: yupyup
BorNtwoBeDowN: elga had a foot fetish
eMmAsEyz: i hope she was hot
eMmAsEyz: haha
BorNtwoBeDowN: so she kept trying to play with my feet
BorNtwoBeDowN: and she kept trying to get me to suck on her toes specially her 11th toe
BorNtwoBeDowN: which had hair on it
eMmAsEyz: did she rub her fingers between ur toes
BorNtwoBeDowN: and no toenail
BorNtwoBeDowN: and then she gave me a foot massage with her tounge
eMmAsEyz: like she was holding hands with ur feet
BorNtwoBeDowN: and then combeed my feet with her uncanning back hair
eMmAsEyz: o sexy
eMmAsEyz: ur getting me excited
eMmAsEyz: haha
BorNtwoBeDowN: which she then spread cream cheese on adn made me lick it off
BorNtwoBeDowN: then she continued to smell her feet...as she clipped her toenails...and force fed them to me
BorNtwoBeDowN: she then stuffed my foot between her extreme ass crack...where her ass swallowed my whole leg like it was a thermometer
BorNtwoBeDowN: her ass just kept sucking me in to the point where elga couldnt find me
BorNtwoBeDowN: so then
BorNtwoBeDowN: as she was about to go deficate as to try adn un hook me from the crack
BorNtwoBeDowN: i pulled her backhair out with my teeth
BorNtwoBeDowN: at which point she screamed in pain and just let one RIP...as she had previously eaten crabs and redondo
BorNtwoBeDowN: she then catapulted me 50 feet in the air where she could no longer torment me
BorNtwoBeDowN: and that was my homecoming
eMmAsEyz: wow that was beautiful
eMmAsEyz: invite me next time
BorNtwoBeDowN: i know
eMmAsEyz: haha
eMmAsEyz: it must have been an amazing night
BorNtwoBeDowN: it was
BorNtwoBeDowN: i always pictured my first time like that
