BorNtwoBeDowN: DUDE!

BorNtwoBeDowN: CHA!!!

BorNtwoBeDowN: SWEEEEET!

BorNtwoBeDowN: I NEVA KNEW MY FATHA!!!!!

eMmAsEyz: awesome

BorNtwoBeDowN: FISH ARE OUR FRIENDS NOT FOOD!!!

eMmAsEyz: possum

eMmAsEyz: haha

eMmAsEyz: have u been watching too much nemo

BorNtwoBeDowN: IN AN ANENIME ANENIN ANENIMIINIY

eMmAsEyz: joshy

eMmAsEyz: haha

eMmAsEyz: how was homecoming

BorNtwoBeDowN: OOOH!

BorNtwoBeDowN: LETS NAME THE ZONES THE ZONES THE ZONES

BorNtwoBeDowN: LETS NAME THE ZONES OF THE SEA!

BorNtwoBeDowN: theres  la da dada dadadadadadadadadadad and all the rest are to deep for you or me to SEE!!!!

BorNtwoBeDowN: just keep swimming just keep swiiming

BorNtwoBeDowN: DARLA!!!...SHES A FISH KILLER!!

eMmAsEyz: i can speak whale

BorNtwoBeDowN: she wouldnt stop shaking the bag

BorNtwoBeDowN: SHARKBATE OO HAHA!

BorNtwoBeDowN: Jok..i said no cleaning....I AM ASHAMED!

eMmAsEyz: haha

BorNtwoBeDowN: HEY HEY HEY HEY HYE!!!!

BorNtwoBeDowN: MINE!!!

BorNtwoBeDowN: MINE!~

BorNtwoBeDowN: MINE!

eMmAsEyz: mine

BorNtwoBeDowN: now this ones a little bit tougher

BorNtwoBeDowN: he either said he wants a root beer throat...or swim back to the throat!

BorNtwoBeDowN: HOMECOMING WAS AWESOME HOTT AND STEAMY!!!!!

eMmAsEyz: o yess

eMmAsEyz: tell me more

BorNtwoBeDowN: lmfao

eMmAsEyz: hoo went

BorNtwoBeDowN: umm

BorNtwoBeDowN: i lsot my virginity

BorNtwoBeDowN: to a big fat girl named elga who stole me from kiki pinned me down on the bed and fondeled me

BorNtwoBeDowN: and then i died

eMmAsEyz: o well thats real nice

BorNtwoBeDowN: yupyup

BorNtwoBeDowN: elga had a foot fetish

eMmAsEyz: i hope she was hot

eMmAsEyz: haha

BorNtwoBeDowN: so she kept trying to play with my feet

BorNtwoBeDowN: and she kept trying to get me to suck on her toes specially her 11th toe

BorNtwoBeDowN: which had hair on it

eMmAsEyz: did she rub her fingers between ur toes

BorNtwoBeDowN: and no toenail

BorNtwoBeDowN: and then she gave me a foot massage with her tounge

eMmAsEyz: like she was holding hands with ur feet

BorNtwoBeDowN: and then combeed my feet with her uncanning back hair

eMmAsEyz: o sexy

eMmAsEyz: ur getting me excited

eMmAsEyz: haha

BorNtwoBeDowN: which she then spread cream cheese on adn made me lick it off

BorNtwoBeDowN: then she continued to smell her feet...as she clipped her toenails...and force fed them to me

BorNtwoBeDowN: she then stuffed my foot between her extreme ass crack...where her ass swallowed my whole leg like it was a thermometer

BorNtwoBeDowN: her ass just kept sucking me in to the point where elga couldnt find me

BorNtwoBeDowN: so then

BorNtwoBeDowN: as she was about to go deficate as to try adn un hook me from the crack

BorNtwoBeDowN: i pulled her backhair out with my teeth

BorNtwoBeDowN: at which point she screamed in pain and just let one RIP...as she had previously eaten crabs and redondo

BorNtwoBeDowN: she then catapulted me 50 feet in the air where she could no longer torment me

BorNtwoBeDowN: and that was my homecoming

eMmAsEyz: wow that was beautiful

eMmAsEyz: invite me next time

BorNtwoBeDowN: i know

eMmAsEyz: haha

eMmAsEyz: it must have been an amazing night

BorNtwoBeDowN: it was

BorNtwoBeDowN: i always pictured my first time like that